So, basically I suck at these kinds of things. I'm a 22 year old fly on the wall who loves ball-jointed dolls, Harry Potter, Supernatural, cats, art as well as other things. I pretty much blog Harry Potter stuff and anything I find interesting, funny or cute.
- who’s in the front, who’s in the middle, and who’s in the back - who acts like it’s not going to be a big deal but actually screams at the top of their lungs when someone in the group’s hand brushes their arm - who’s scared about going in but they’re the only one who keeps their cool - who keeps narrating their adventure in a deep voice as they wander through the haunted house - and, of course, who loses their shoe as they run out of the attraction
You know when you know you should be writing, and you desperately want to be writing because god damn you just want to publish this piece of shit story, and you can’t stop thinking about writing when you’re doing other things, BUT WHEN YOU’RE STARING AT THE WORD DOC EVERYTHING JUST COMES UP BLANK what the hell is this
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
male lions rights activist
as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran:
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.
As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion. See this gorgeous guy?
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill.
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.